Where the Fine Women Are
Who else is excited for the Maxwell and Common tour? I am, but it’s not because I love that “Pretty Wings” song Max sings.
Second to sports, watching fine women pass by and getting their attention is the most popular activity practiced by men everywhere, which is why I’m not actually going to be in Madison Square Garden when these two guys hit New York City on Monday, September 28, but I will be outside of the Garden. Chilling.
Still, the question remains: When there are no special events in town, where can a man go to find the fine women of town? Well, I’m no expert, but when it comes to knowing where the fine women are, I am a professional.
What I have decided to do is give a list of five spots where fine women congregate, but with my own little spin. Check it out and I encourage all the guys who read the blog to put me on to a spot I left off. Now read and get out there!
The spot used to be Starbucks – NOW – it’s mom-and-pop coffee shops
Don’t get me wrong, Starbucks has some fine women, but now that Starbucks is as ubiqutious as a Dunkin Donuts, fine women have migrated towards the independently owned coffee shops in their neighborhoods.
The spot used to be the grocery store – NOW – it’s the book store:
Women are cooking less and reading more. I read this in a book I found at Barnes and Noble.
The spot used to be the beach – NOW – it’s the park:
Fine women still go to the beach, but not nearly as often as they go to the park. If you don’t believe me, go to both. It’s a project worthy of your research.
The thing used to be drinks after work – NOW – it’s brunch on weekends:
Two things about brunch: A good one is giving everyone who orders food, free mimosas or bloody marys. The other thing is usually a fine woman goes to get drinks after work with her co-workers, who can look like, well, you know, co-workers. But at brunch, a fine woman is usually with her friends who are more than likely fine like her.
The spot used to be the gym – NOW – it’s still the gym:
Because a fine woman will always care about staying fine and this is still the only place to go to keep it that way.