The Most Inappropriate Thing I've Ever Said to A Woman
Because I’m having a bad case of writer’s block today and I actually forgot to add this to yesterday’s post. Here it is.
So you know the minute you get out here and step foot into my apartment, I want your clothes off. Don’t waste time. Be naked, wet, and ready before we even get to my room. We shouldn’t even make it to my room. I’m taking you on my couch and I am going to tear you up. I hope you’re ready…
Context: Said by accident to the mother of my ex-girlfriend, who picked up her cell phone just to say hi to me.