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Late Apologies: The $30 ATM

September 4th, 2009 Leave a comment Go to comments

Dear Ex-Girlfriend who took me to the strip club for my birthday,

I apologize for the $30 ATM service fee they charged at that one strip club, to which I forgot the name. We should have left the moment we saw that shit pop-up on the screen.

I know I didn’t make you go forth and withdraw money, and I know it was my birthday, and I know I used it too, to get cab fare just so you wouldn’t feel as bad (trust me, I apologize to myself everyday). Still, $30? What were we thinking? Instead of saying, “It’s up to you,” I should have just grabbed your arm and said, “Girl, they’re crazy. Let’s get the hell out of here.” But I didn’t and for that, I apologize.

My bad,


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  • Tia

    $30 ATM service fee. WTF! That’s my cable bill just about. I hoped you enjoyed the naughty girl and the lap dance to boot. If not what was the point? Enjoy your holiday weekend looking forward to your post on Tuesday!!

  • Malaca Jones

    I’m proud to see your growth and maturity to acknowledge and correct your behavior! Strip clubs are slippery slopes. Just don’t do it!

  • Jackie

    That’s why you have your cash before you get to the venue. I refuse to pay $2-3 atm fees let alone $30!!!