A Rather Odd List of Things That Turn Me On
A couple weeks ago, I wrote a blog entry entitled, An Unreasonable List of Things That Turn Me Off. The list was written in jest, but it did hint at some of the idiosyncracies I have when it comes to the opposite sex.
Today, I flip the concept and list some rather unique, attractive qualities in the opposite sex. Like the unreasonable list of turn-offs, this list isn’t etched in stone and in no way absolute. There’s wiggle room here. In no way do I require any woman I date to possess all or even any of these traits. But, it would be nice if she had or could do one or two of them.
Make A Good Taco
The question is not, can she cook? The question is, can she make a good taco? A woman not being able to get down in the kitchen is kind of like a three-legged dog: They exist, but I’ve only seen two, three tops, in my life. What I can truly appreciate in any woman is if she can make some good tacos. Extra points go to the woman who has a recipe of her own. And why tacos, you ask? They’re the best food in the world.
I’m not a vegetarian, but I love a woman who is. Second to a good taco, is a good steak, and to me, there is nothing sexier than a woman who is willing to compromise her ethics and beliefs in order to make me my second favorite meal.
Curse A Little
A curse word, said right, in the right moment, is f*ckin sexy as h*ll.
Whenever I talk to a woman who is recovering from losing her voice or a sore throat, there’s something about the way she sounds that makes me want to make her lose her voice all over again.
Girls With Boys Names
Here’s the thing: I have never met a woman with a boy’s name I didn’t like. Those women have always been sexy and cool, word to Billie Holiday.
Prefers Texting over Talking on the Phone
A woman who texts is way easier to ignore. That’s sexy.
Getting Ready for Work
Ever watch a woman get ready for her day? From putting the final touches on her hair, to the 180 turns she gives in front of a full-length mirror, there is nothing sexier than watching a woman get herself together. “How do I look,” she asks. “You’ve been looking good,” I reply.
Doesn’t Like To Stay Up Late
I am not a night person, never have been, which means for me, the best relationships have usually been with women who can respect a decent bedtime. A woman who wants to turn in at 11 is the woman for me.
Played or plays Basketball or Volleyball
These women are usually tall, and even though I’m only 6’0, I’ve always dug a woman who stands 5’7 and above. But for all my female readers below 5’7, don’t fret, you’re fun too.
Her Facebook Page and Twitter Stay Updated
Follow what I’m saying, friend. As a former online editor of two magazines, a social media buff, and a blog author, I can definitely get into a woman with a good profile pic, and quick, witty tweets.
Jozen is finished with his rather odd list of things that turn him on.