The Romantic vs. The Player: Things We Can Agree On
Though they may disagree on various matters of the heart, The Romantic and The Player are able to find other things they agree on when it comes to the opposite sex. Here are a few:
Safe Sex, Always
The Player: I don’t want an STD or a KID
The Romantic: Yeah, what he said.
The Romantic: A long ways away
The Player: A very long ways away
No Dinner on the First Date
The Romantic: I’m so much more creative than that.
The Player: So far, she has done nothing to deserve a free meal.
Women Are At The Club
The Player: On any given night, a man can find at least three or four to add to his roster.
The Romantic: On any given night, a man can meet the one true love to add to his life.
Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman’s Scorn
The Romantic: Hurt a woman bad enough and she’s gone forever.
The Player: Hurt a woman bad enough and she’s gone forever, but not before she trashes your place.