The Romantic vs. The Player: Things We Can Agree On
Though they may disagree on various matters of the heart, The Romantic and The Player are able to find other things they agree on when it comes to the opposite sex. Here are a few:
Safe Sex, Always
The Player: I don’t want an STD or a KID
The Romantic: Yeah, what he said.
Marriage Is…
The Romantic: A long ways away
The Player: A very long ways away
No Dinner on the First Date
The Romantic: I’m so much more creative than that.
The Player: So far, she has done nothing to deserve a free meal.
Women Are At The Club
The Player: On any given night, a man can find at least three or four to add to his roster.
The Romantic: On any given night, a man can meet the one true love to add to his life.
Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman’s Scorn
The Romantic: Hurt a woman bad enough and she’s gone forever.
The Player: Hurt a woman bad enough and she’s gone forever, but not before she trashes your place.
I am really enjoying this series. Your blog is my guily treat at work. I look forward to the time of night when my work is done and I can read your latest offering. Somehow I manage to laugh at something that is written.
I heart your writings, but you could have come little harder with this one.
I agree with Nicole….thanks for the giggle. (Especially the last line because truth is funnier than fiction!) I really needed that today and can’t wait for your next post.
hurt a woman bad enough.. and she sticks around and tries to convince you that she’s the one and she can fix you and make you right.
at least.. that’s what i see.