Five Reasons She Should Sleep With Her Best Friend
Here’s a question for all the ladies out there who have that one guy friend they think of like a brother…Well, wait, before I even ask the question, let’s dispel of the notion that the guy who is “like” your brother is a brother or related in any way by blood for that matter. He’s not. He’s a best friend. The guy who has been there when boyfriends weren’t….Now do all the ladies reading know who I’m talking about? Okay, good. Now here’s the question:
Why not sleep with him?
I understand “best friend sex” is one of those unwritten laws no one should violate, but we all know at some point, a man will be a man, and he will try his female best friend. And for all the men who have already done this, or have yet to do so but probably will anyway, their advances will probably be met with side eye city. So for them, I have taken it upon myself to be their representation.
Below, the five reasons why she might want to sleep with her best friend.
IF IT’S BAD YOU TWO WILL STILL BE FRIENDS
All he wants to do is give it his best shot. Why doesn’t the woman let her male best friend be great? If it turns he out he’s not so great, if it turns he’s actually bad, then the two people can back to being besties. And maybe, quite possibly, laugh about it later.
IF AN ACCIDENT HAPPENS, HE CAN’T GO TOO FAR
Let’s assume the two of them have been best friends since they were playing on swing sets and they know each others family. Now, let’s assume they decide to one day have sex and the girl’s best friend gets her pregnant by accident. Where is the man going? If the two of them really are best friends, they know each other’s family. The girl has the phone number of her new baby’s daddy mama. Hell they’re probably Buddy’s on AIM, follow each other on Twitter, and are Facebook friends. Where is he going? There’s nowhere to run or shirk his responsibilities. She can go on his Facebook wall all day and type in big, capital letters “WHY DON’T YOU FACE YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES LIKE A MAN!?!?!?!?” with her brand new profile picture of a baby that looks just like him. And besides, if he seems like the prime candidate to be a God father, he might make a good biological father.
IT’S BETTER AND CHEAPER THAN BOWLING
I know this may sound confusing, to say one should have sex just because it’s better than bowling, but hear me out. The fact of the matter is, two best friends of the opposite sex always lean on each other to do fun things they can’t do with people of the opposite sex largely because the people they are each dating are a little bit pickier about the kinds of things they want to do. Most best friends do things the both of them like to do together. Fun things. As opposed to couples who do fun things together, but often times, one is having way more fun than the other (unless of course you’re dating your best friend, which would mean this whole conversation doesn’t apply to you). So considering two best friends always do the things they equally enjoy, things like bowling, they should just put sex in the same category of fun things they do with their best friend. I understand this theory needs some fine tuning, but it’s a start, right? Sex can be like bowling people, if it’s done with our best friends.
HE LIKES HER FOR HER
Most women fear a man is only into them for one thing. If he’s been a best friend to her, especially over a certain amount of years, isn’t it quite clear he isn’t into her for the sex? Don’t confuse a man’s patience or kindness for a lack of desire. Some men find themselves enjoying a big brother role, but trust me, if there are other positions in her life open, he’ll probably be more than willing to sign up for them. Like I always said, men settle into friendship, and some of us do quite well and prove we’re fully capable of being a good friend with no strings attached, so there should be no hesitation on the woman’s part because, this leads me into my last reason….
WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT HE KIND OF DESERVES IT
Let’s be real here. Most women have given it up for lesser guys and lesser reasons. So what’s the hold up?
What women need in a good male friend is emotional support, sometimes physical support (he’s always the first one to get a call whenever she’s moving stuff), and every now and then a shoulder to cry on. If a man has given a woman all those things, and in return has asked for nothing back, not even sex, I think a woman should take it upon herself and thank him the way all men like to be thanked — a lap dance with all the fixings.
I’m kidding. There doesn’t need to be a lap dance. The fixings should stay though.
I’m in no way saying, she owes the best male friend some sex. Not in the least. A man should be friends with a woman because she is a good friend to him. All I am saying is, if the man ever proposes some activity not called bowling, the woman should be open to it.