The Optimum Time A Woman Should Sleep With A Guy She Is Dating
Let me be clear, this post is not my attempt to get a woman to sleep with me or any other man she is dating before she is ready. I have said it before and I will say it again, a woman should not sleep with any man until she is comfortable doing so.
But with every day she lets pass without giving up any “insert-word-that-rhymes-with-pass-here”, she must understand the effects it’s having on the guy she is dating. Make a man wait, and the anxiety starts to build because the more a man likes a woman, the more pressure he puts on himself to perform well. Once that anxiety kicks in, he starts getting a virgin mentality. Sure he’s been with other women, but he’s never been with her and he starts to feel like he’s been waiting for her his whole life and when she’s finally ready to do it, he doesn’t know what to do, in a figurative sense and sometimes in a literal sense.
So, how do we avoid such a catastrophe? By sleeping with the guy at the optimum time. What time is that?
One week, ladies. That’s the optimum time to sleep with the guy you’re dating. I know it seems soon, and again, not saying a woman should do it if she feels uncomfortable. But what I am saying is if she really likes the guy, and she really wants the guy she likes to be good in bed, she should consider finding a way to get comfortable quickly, preferably within the week. The clock is ticking.
When a woman makes a man wait, she’s taking the edge off of him. Things like emotions start to soften up a man’s animal instincts, and he slowly goes from a beast in the jungle, to some exhibit in a zoo. It’s what I call emotional captivity and ladies, trust me, you don’t want a man to perform in emotional captivity.
No man approaches a woman he doesn’t want to sleep with, so the attraction man seeks in a woman needs to be full-bodied, almost forbidden, like Eve’s apple. If ladies thought about it, they would understand Adam wanted the apple when it was shiny and new and fresh. Had Eve made Adam wait to take the apple, it would have started to soften, developed brown spots, and pretty soon, turned into apple sauce. Now I never met Adam, but I’m pretty sure it would have been easier to resist apple sauce than it would an apple.
Men enjoy the thrill of the chase, but all men eventually grow tired of never catching what they’re chasing. A woman thinks a man needs to keep him hunting in order to keep him around, but she’s wrong. She needs to keep him fed and she needs to feed him quickly and she needs to know from the moment he’s introduced himself, he’s starving. That’s why he’s there. If she wants him too, then what’s the hold up? Sure we have plenty of time, and if I care about the girl, none of it is wasted when I’m spending it with her, but it’s still having it’s effect on him.
What I find most fascinating is how women undersell and oversell the privilege to sleep with them. A woman will make a man wait because she thinks he has plenty of other women to sleep with, so she figures, let him get worn out on those other girls. That’s how she oversells the privilege, because she thinks he’ll come back. She undersells the privilege by being passive aggressive; she does less, he responds with more.
Both cases are extremely short-sighted, which is not to say they’re not effective, they’re just old tactics men are beginning to tire of.
When a man says he wants a woman, he wants her ASAN. That’s not ASAP, that’s ASAN — As Soon As Now. And even more important, do women not see the other women around her? He certainly does, and in spite of all them, he still came up to her. Of course he could probably go home with other girls, but he wants her and he wants her ASAN.
He doesn’t want it right away because he’s impatient, he wants it right away because he is in the zone necessary to perform at the height of his abilities. For men, sex is a physical act akin to sports, so like any athlete who has fresh legs and is ready to go in the game, he can’t get burnt out in a coach’s meeting or sitting on the bench. He. Must. Go.
Besides, why would a woman want a guy who is not completely ready to go when it’s time to go?
Women need to stop worrying about when they will let a man have them, and start worrying about how they want to be had. If a woman is dating a guy she knows she likes, she needs to give that guy a test drive ASAN because if a man can’t perform to her liking coming fresh off the lot, it’s safe to say, he won’t be able to perform later. This, she needs to know too.
The best way to find that out? Sleep with him within a week, because it’s when the apple is still ripe and the man is most hungry. Put another way: For all the talk women give about wanting to satisfy their man, and the things they do to satisfy him, they always seem to miss the thing that satisfies men most. Satisfying her; and sure some of us can do it later (me), but for others, the best time is probably now (me, again). The clock is ticking.
Been falling off with the push-ups, but I am starting to drink more tea. That count? Don’t know.
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