On The Hazards of Good S*x
There was a point in my life where I realized not every woman I sleep with has to be my girlfriend. This reality was nothing I came to all of a sudden. It’s something I learned over time; from witnessing a pattern developing in my life. While the number of girlfriends I had was dwindling, the number of partners I had was growing. Rapidly.
Things got to a point where I could count the number of girlfriends I had on my two hands, but to count the number of partners I had would require me to become an octopus with starfish fingers. Of course, as a man, I thought none of this was wrong and all of it was as it should be. I went to college and statistics show those who do go to college get more action than those who don’t, I also wasn’t getting any uglier or any more shy, so all of this, I thought, was a natural progression. To go against it would be like going against nature or something.
But something funny is happening with me these days, another pattern if you will. The older I get, the more I grow up.
As a consequence, I’m beginning to look at this whole casual sex thing a tad bit differently. I’m not saying it’s going to stop anytime soon (who knows when that day will come?), but what I am saying is, there’s some serious drawbacks to partaking in it.
One in particular has me seriously considering slowing things down, and it’s something I had to learn on my own because back when every older person in my life had the chance to tell me all the reasons I should only sleep with those I care about, they never gave me a real good reason why. So, allow me to play sex educator for a day and break down what I have discovered is one of the huge drawbacks to casual sex.
Good casual sex, with those we will never be in a relationship with for any variety of reasons. That, my friends, is a very, very good reason to be choosy with whom we sleep.
One of the biggest lies people will try to sell is the best sex in the world can only be found in relationships. Don’t get me wrong, relationship sex can be incredible — mind blowing even. But this idea that casual sex can’t hold a candle to it is a complete farce. Monogamous relations are good because they’re comfortable, like walking into a quiet, clean house. Unfortunately what happens is people often mistake comfort for greatness, which is kind of like calling medium heat, hot.
Casual relations, on the other hand, are like walking into that same house, and the best party you’ve ever been to is in full swing. It’s taking the quiet, clean, house we grew comfortable with, and having some fun in it. The drawback here is we know eventually things will get messy. We will grow tired of all the unfamiliar faces at the party telling us it’s the greatest party we’ve ever been to, the music will give us a headache, and our eyes will hurt from the party lights flickering every second. Eventually, we will want our house to go back to the quiet, clean place it once was.
And it is at this point where we realize we probably shouldn’t have had the party in the first place. Because even though we may want it to end, and we may want to turn our real lights back on, we know how fun things have been. We know we had the greatest time of our lives, and even when we put our house back in order, back to quiet and clean, at some point, we are going to want this party again. And again. And again.
Maybe it’s just me, but nothing has frustrated me more than having incredibly good sex with someone I know I won’t ever see again for whatever reason. Nothing has been harder than forgetting the highlights of casual encounters with a former fling and resisting the temptation to relive those moments with them when I see them again. If we think of sex as a charge to our system, what do we do when we encounter people who charge up our systems like never before? An even better question: When we realize they can’t quite charge our system up in any other way, how do we keep them out of our lives? If they were a candy dish full of candy and we couldn’t have anymore candy, we’d throw the dish out, candy and all.
Too bad they’re not a candy dish.
We love to remind ourselves we can’t sleep with everyone we want, but what we fail to remember is we can’t get into a relationship with everyone we sleep with. If we are being really honest with ourselves, we will face the fact that while people are in our lives for a reason, some of those people only have one reason, and sometimes that one reason is hyper-specific.
Trust me when I say, there have been girls who have been so incredibly good in the bedroom that I’ve made every effort to search for a reason to be with them outside of the bedroom (There have also been girls who I cared for deeply but the sex was mediocre at best; with them, I’ve made efforts to change things around too.). But when the party is over and we realize no matter how hard we try, we can only party together, we have a mountainous task ahead of us. Once again, we have to figure out how and when we’re going to stop partying together.
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