‘Until I Get Married’ Relationship Facts Part 1
A man looks pathetic when he has an allergy attack.
No man has ever gotten laid in the middle of an allergy attack.
Every man thinks sex is a remedy to a woman’s cold.
No man cares about getting a damn cold.
If a man hasn’t had sex with his woman in two or more days, he cannot make one reference to his skills in the bedroom.
If a woman hasn’t had sex with her man in two or more days, she cannot use sex as a bargaining chip to get him to do something.
Should a couple breakup after a year of dating one another, the only acceptable terms on which to get back together is if the couple gets engaged.
Ladies, whenever you make your man watch a show like “Say Yes To The Dress” or “Bridezillas” you are actually discouraging him from getting married.
Fellas, whenever a woman is watching “Snap” she is taking mental notes.
Women only let their man watch the same episode of SportsCenter three times in a row because the athlete highlights are eye candy.
A woman will leave her man for Michael Ealy and Brad Pitt even if those two guys have served time for domestic abuse.
A man will not leave his woman for Halle Berry or Angelina Jolie because it’s obvious those two women are crazy.
A man will sleep with Halle Berry or Angelina Jolie while in a relationship.
Every man thinks the new guy is taller.
Every woman thinks the new girl is uglier.
If a man cheats on his woman, all she wants to know is if he loves the other woman.
If a woman cheats on her man, all he wants to know is if the other guy was better in bed.
‘It’s different’ means he was better…and different.
Leaving the television on during sex is better than listening to music while having sex.
Not every man cares if his woman can cook, but every man loves a woman who can cook.
Not every woman cares if her man can fix things, but every woman loves a man who can fix things.
Communication really is everything.
Living together, when you’re getting along with the other person, is like the best sleepover ever.
You have your whole life to be single.