Five Other Ways You’re Not Faithful To Me
You think being unfaithful can only happen when you either sleep with someone else or you develop feelings for someone else.
There’s all sorts of ways you’re unfaithful and you don’t even know it, so allow me to break it down for you.
You went to our favorite restaurant without me to order that soup we both love and you didn’t even tell me.
I was out of town and you watched our favorite show by yourself, then you proceeded to tweet about it in real time knowing good and well I stalk your Twitter.
I sent you a link to a funny post and you told me you received the same link from someone else earlier that day.
I found another toy, one you never told me about.
You watch adult films on the Internet and none of those people look like me.